Thursday, March 31, 2011

If CHEWING is like WINNING then I'm...confused

Welcome new friends! It's my first day back after a ONE MONTH hiatus and let me tell ya...I'm ready for more time off I missed you. To be honest, the time went faster than Charlie Sheen's virginity and now I'm all disoriented. Speaking of...
That's right. He's even gotten to the hand soap companies. WTH? I've got to go into (writerly) celebrity d-bagness because that's where it's at. I just need a drug habit, some loose men (or women) (or trolls) I shall call my muses and a sparkly catch phrase. Something like #WAITING or #IMPATIENT or #BREAKDANCING or #CHEWING. Hmm...those don't have the same ring to them.

In the meantime, a little re-cap of what's shakin' with Candyland's baby/writing/etc. bacon:
-I'm in the exact same spot via revisions. Well, almost. I have 3 versions of the same story I'm revising simultaneously because I'm indecisive. And while I wait on Liz's thoughts, I'm stuuuuck.

-After a whole month of doing almost nothing, the doctor said our HEALTHY baby (what else would it be) should be due around 10-29. We saw the little rock star swinging punches which made me all kinds of relieved, the hubs all kinds of excited and the offspring all kinds of hungry for McDonalds. Go figure.

-Tomorrow starts the A to Z Blogging Challenge and with over 800 participants, I'm having a mini-stroke. My posts for the month of April, starting tomorrow, will be short + ridiculous but you'll have me 6 days/week. You can still sign up through Sunday via the badge on my sidebar. After that, uhh, I'm not sure what happens. You fall into a dark hole, maybe.

Well friends, I have to say, this was surprisingly pleasant. I thought all this time apart, feelings would change and maybe you'd find someone new. Maybe you have. Maybe I'm the mistress now. Maybe I have no idea what I'm saying and neither do you. *waves hands around to distract you*

Tell me friends, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS MONTH?


Candylandisback. OUT.